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Problem: Josh is an asshole. Solution: Suck it up as long as the band makes money.
Problem: Tash is bad for morale. Solution: (gulp) Stand up to her.
Problem: It's not entirely clear that Will even has a pulse. Solution: That's a problem?
Problem: Kallie can't play guitar for crap. Solution: Get Finn to help her--he owes you.
Problem: Ed doesn't think I know what I'm doing. Solution: Prove him wrong.
Problem: Dumb can't do soft [rock]. Solution: Make them hard [rock] again.
Problem: Mom and Dad suck. Solution: Wait until next summer, then join a commune.